January 2012
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Watcha-year-at-sea:
auld lang syne
happy new year errbody
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walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
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proletariats:
Modest Mouse // Cowboy Dan
well,...
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Watchfuturisticpostman-:
times where i thought it was taking a picture but it was actually taking a video omg
Why can’tvi have anything nice?
December 2011
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philulzophy:
Q: Why hasn’t Obama been to a chiropractor?
A: Because he has no spine
An Idea For A Moth: END OF YEAR MEME, WHAT FUN →
urdnot—wrex:
affectionate:
dobie:
HOW TO: open a new text post and type letters a-z into the tags and take your favorite tag it suggests and post it out of context. this only works if you use tags as obsessive conversational add-ons like me, and if your computer saves the tags you’ve used before.
WHAT YOU COME UP WITH SHOULD BE SOME SORT OF REFLECTION OF YOUR CHARACTER. ENJOY.
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“How many SEO experts do you need to change a lightbulb lightbulbs buy light...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
me: my mother just died oh my god
david karp: why didnt you uninstall missing e
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For new followers, if you don't know about my...
fuckyeahtenorsax:
In celebration of reaching 300 followers, I am hereby opening a contest to all my followers.
Here is the one rule:
You must be following me on tumblr to enter.
That’s it.
Here’s what you shall do:
You shall learn as much or as little as you like of George Michael’s “Careless Whisper” on your instrument of choice (voices count).
You shall videotape yourself playing or...
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Fresh Air Offices, 11:26 AM
Coworker 1: What are you doing?
Coworker 2: I'm looking at this video of a honey badger.
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well fuck this whole mess
but I guess if that’s how you feel and you can’t accept how I feel
then I guess it’s the end.
Goodbye.
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“You have to question a cinematic culture which preaches artistic expression, and...”
– Ryan Gosling, in a letter protesting the NC-17 rating of ‘Blue Valentine’. The rating was based on one consensual sex scene, in which he goes down on Michelle Williams. (via agarfields)
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Anonymous asked: Real balls, fake balls, no matter. They will be twisted off then stretched over your face. You will live the rest of your life as a ballsack face to remind yourself that you have no balls, and looking like the dick that you truly are. You have lovely hair, too.
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Anonymous asked: what if I told you that you have no choice? I'm going to twist your balls off anyway.
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Anonymous asked: So what would you say if I told you that I really want to twist your balls off?
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Anonymous asked: what words do you like to hear during sex?
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saving-sebrena asked: Dirty question: When is the last time you washed your hands?
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Anonymous asked: what's your sexual fantasy?
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Anonymous asked: do you have a dirty mind?
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Anonymous asked: imagine you're hanging out with a girl you like... how would you want the first kiss to happen and how far would you go?
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Anonymous asked: what turns you on the most?
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f-a-i-r-e-t-a-i-r-e:
Modest Mouse- Missed The...
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ofpaperandponies:
suddenlywhaledicks:
Brian Cox is such a fantastic man
If science had a “Tiger Beat” magazine for teen girls, he’d make the front cover at least every other month.
David Eagleman would make the other half of the covers.
I read this as Bradford Cox and was wondering what the hell you were smoking.
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northernbright:
polar opposites - modest mouse
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